"Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late
Cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder"

- Jimmy Buffet

Sometimes I like to tell stories rather than write them:

"Queen Anne's Revenge was a frigate, most famously used as a flagship by the pirate Blackbeard (Edward Teach). She had been launched by the Royal Navy in 1710, and captured by France in 1711. She was used as a slave ship by the French, and was captured by pirates in 1717. Blackbeard used the ship for less than a year, but captured numerous prizes using her as his flagship. In 1718 Blackbeard ran the ship aground at Beaufort Inlet, North Carolina." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Anne%27s_Revenge

The following photographs are a result of large amounts of beer, deli meats, and fun.